- Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
- People: What if they’re gay?
- Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
Weird uses for Coke
OMG YOU CAN REMOVE GUM IN YOUR HAIR WITH COKE?????
“Gargle on some Coca Cola to cure your hiccups in an instant!”
^ omg that gif is perfect
idk bout you guys but the fact that it can do these things is scary
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