tulips2kiss:

hobanwashburne:

remember on recess when spinelli’s first name was actually ashley that was the biggest plot twist of all the plot twists

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thniggas:

when people draw things for me i just

• men: I can’t stand girls with low self-esteem, it’s such a turn off
• men: Ew a fat girl ew stretch marks I want to be able to pick a girl up and kiss her and hold her in the air wow she has a flat chest mosquito-bite boobs oh gosh I don’t like boobs that big they get in the way I want a flat tummy on my girl oh she has to have a great body no love handles yuck beef curtains are gross I like big nipples I like small nipples yuck thunder thighs no that’s too thin you look anorexic I love curves no not plus-size just skinny girls with small waists and big hips wow caked on make-up is such a turn-off yet I worship this celebrity that has never been seen without make-up and I watch porn so my idea of a real woman is thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and I have unreasonable standards that real women will never be able to attain

(Source: jos3phine)

i hate going to school because i always see people from school there

wizcoylifa:

if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers

(Source: w1zpig)